1. LeakyCon La Vie Boheme - Fandom Parody “To LeakyCon” Official Lyrics

    By popular demand, the full lyrics as written of our La Vie Boehme fandom parody, “To LeakyCon” from the Opening Ceremony. Video is coming momentarily, but for now you can read it and sing along!

    LOKI
    Weasley, I’m surprised
    A poor and ginger boy like you
    Playing the lead role
    With all these little characters

    Your time is done- no, I am the one
    Attempting to do you good
    There’s no magical neighborhood
    Where fandoms collide, that just isn’t right

    Oh LeakyCon, this LeakyCon
    Is just a fantasy
    You should all go home!
    LeakyCon cannot be

    TWELFTH DOCTOR
    Calling all fandoms, we have a chance to join and to rise

    TEN AND ELEVEN
    Wibbly wobbly timey wimey…

    TWELFTH DOCTOR
    Loki lies
    You all know it’s true
    If we stick together and see it through
    I can’t wait to celebrate with you
    In that little town of Oregon
    We raise our glass
    Just get your ass to
    To LeakyCon

    ALL
    To LeakyCon
    To LeakyCon
    To LeakyCon
    To LeakyCon

    TWELFTH DOCTOR
    Four days of inspiration
    Playing music, making mem’ries, making magic
    The need for some rest! (It’ll have to wait)
    To wrocking out every night
    Cosplay in sight
    Shipping too…

    To writing fiction…fanfiction
    A world without restriction
    To accurate depiction
    It’s an addiction, it’s an affliction
    A prediction my friends
    We’ll be geeky through and through

    To meeting the friends you made when you were online
    I’m fine, just DON’T SKIP NINE
    To being here, don’t fear
    We’re all a little weird
    To fandoms old and new

    To characters near and dear
    That we depend upon

    ALL
    At LeakyCon
    At LeakyCon

    FRODO
    I must go bring this ring to LeakyCon

    GOLLUM
    This way, precious

    SAMWISE
    Frodo make haste, hey don’t give me that face *hug*

    GOLLUM
    BLEH!

    FRODO
    Hey puppet, he’s my hobbit!

    SHERLOCK
    So the night of the case, I saw a quite intriguing man oh Watson are you listening dammit..

    GASTON
    I’m a man, well aren’t you impressed?

    BELLE
    Ewwww

    SHERLOCK
    (not impressed) They’re all the same.

    WATSON
    (taken aback) If you close your eyes…

    BELLE
    Gaston that’s really enough and why are you here?

    GASTON
    I brought…

    ALL
    BUTTERBEER!

    RON
    To cream-flavored beer like they sell down in Hogsmeade

    DAENERYS
    To kingdoms, to dragons, half-men, and Dothrakis

    BUFFY
    To Slayers, to Scoobies, and Sunnydale of course

    PRINCESS LEIA, HAN SOLO
    To Yoda, R2D2, Make sure to use the force

    BELLA
    Obsession, depression, to love without expression

    EDWARD
    My heart is on fire

    BUFFY
    No really, that’s a vampire?

    AMY POND/MARTHA JONES/CLARA
    Space canyons, companions, to boxes that are blue

    HERMIONE
    To Austen

    IRON MAN
    To Whedon

    RON/HERMIONE/LUNA
    To JK Rowling too!

    SPOCK
    To Scotty, Sulu, but Khan is one to fear

    EFFIE
    I’m taking names
    For the Hunger Games

    KATNISS
    I VOLUNTEER!

    ARIEL
    To Tumblr!

    SNOW WHITE
    To Twitter!

    BELLA
    Pale guys in glitter too

    ELEVEN/AMY POND
    Why John Green and Hank Green brought Brotherhood to screen-

    ALL
    To DFTBA
    At LeakyCon

    FRODO
    This isn’t good I’m getting weaker now

    GOLLUM
    Yes, precious

    *Frodo faints, falls into Sam’s arms*

    SAMWISE
    NO MR. FRODO! *caresses face*

    GOLLUM
    Hobitses?

    SAMWISE
    Shut up. *Carries Frodo away*

    TEN/ELEVEN/TWELVE
    Time lords!

    ALL
    We’re all weirdos, superheroes, Homo sapiens, Sherlockians, jedis and wookies, Glee
    Edward Cullen
    Lily James, Galifrains, Hunger Games
    The Cumberbitches catching snitches, Snow White humming
    Cuz Winter is coming

    To Allons-y, 221b

    EFFIE
    Hey that is mahogany!

    ALL
    I can’t even, all the feels, OTP
    To those who cried, it’s bigger on the inside

    RON
    To Harry Potter!

    ALL
    My OTP, is between you and me

    HERMIONE
    To loving Ron!

    DALEK
    Exterminate!

    ALL
    At LeakyCon

    RON
    In honor of LeakyCon, an impromptu salon will commence immediately following this song…
    Hermione Granger, clad only in bubble wr…robes will perform her famous Wingardium LevioSA…

    HERMIONE
    LeviOsa!

    RON
    …spell to the sound of a house elf choir

    BELLE
    And Gaston will preview his new ‘gun show’ about his inability to hide an erection when he sees a BEAST

    NIGHTINGALE
    And Rachel Berry, back from her spectacular one-night engagement in  Barbara Streisand’s nose, will belt over-sung Journey lyrics, sponsored  by L’Oreal, while accompanying herself with her ex-boyfriend, who she is still banging

    PEETA
    Gale, he doesn’t know about us

    KATNISS
    We won’t misbehave

    PEETA
    Don’t you think that we should discuss

    KATNISS
    That was once in a cave

    PEETA
    He doesn’t love you like I love you

    KATNISS
    Get out of my head

    PEETA
    Katniss, I swear…

    KATNISS
    Just go…

    PEETA
    What?

    KATNISS and PEETA’S MOM
    BAKE SOME BREAD!

    TWELFTH DOCTOR
    And then we will dance to a bittersweet, evocative song

    ALL
    Turn around, bright eyes!

    MELISSA and STEPHANIE
    EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART!

    TWELFTH DOCTOR
    Not until the Esther Earl Rocking Charity Ball!

    PRINCE ERIC
    And lovely Ariel will sing arias while combing her hair with a fork and accompanying herself on a bongo set made out of seashells!

    MARTHA JONES
    And the Doctors will recount their exploits as time lords- including their intergalactic travels in the TARDIS saving the world before it self-destructs as we all shout the words:

    ALL
    Alternate reality, fiction, GO READ!

    LOKI
    Hold on a minute..

    TWELFTH DOCTOR
    Yes?

    LOKI
    If I understand correctly what you are telling me..

    BELLE
    Loki?

    LOKI
    At this Leaky…you can be yourself even if you’re a master evil villain like me?

    TWELFTH DOCTOR
    You’d be loved all the more

    RON
    That’s right!

    TWELFTH DOCTOR
    For all your evildoing

    LOKI
    Then what are we waiting for?
    Let’s find these hobbits and let’s all get moving!

    ALL
    YEAH!

    To Glee!

    RACHEL BERRY and FINN
    No way to write a plot line, teenage problems, Klaine perfection, Warbler numbers, Finchel shippers, musicals, SEXUAL TENSION

    ALL
    Who!

    TEN, ELEVEN, AND TWELVE
    Adventure, Gallifry, no family, different locations, time lords, switching faces, daleks, Tardis traveling through space

    ALL
    Heroes!

    NICK FURY, BATMAN, IRON MAN, WONDER WOMAN, MAL
    Heart of love, devotion, super powers, transformation, teamwork, gadgets, power, bravery, and lots of wearing spandex

    ALL
    Villany!

    LOKI and EVIL WILLOW
    Retribution, fighting, or’dring execution, the Lestranges, death and danger, chaos, Umbridge’s decrees

    ALL
    To hobbits, wizards, dwarves, princesses too

    To me!

    To me!

    To me!

    And you and you and you you and you
    To people living with, living with, living with
    Not dying from disease

    In Esther’s name we’ll dance and shout
    'Cuz This Star Won't Go Out

    At LeakyCon
    At LeakyCon
    At LeakyCon

    TWELFTH DOCTOR
    Anyone out of the wifi
    Does anyone have free wifi
    Anyone alive with a hard drive
    Make us some jifs or is it gifs?
    A place where you can always belong- this is FANDOM

    Wooooooo!

    FRODO
    I have the ring! *gives it to Twelfth Doctor*

    ALL
    BE GEEKY AT LEAKYCON!

     
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