By popular demand, the full lyrics as written of our La Vie Boehme fandom parody, “To LeakyCon” from the Opening Ceremony. Video is coming momentarily, but for now you can read it and sing along!
Weasley, I’m surprised
A poor and ginger boy like you
Playing the lead role
With all these little characters
Your time is done- no, I am the one
Attempting to do you good
There’s no magical neighborhood
Where fandoms collide, that just isn’t right
Oh LeakyCon, this LeakyCon
Is just a fantasy
You should all go home!
LeakyCon cannot be
Calling all fandoms, we have a chance to join and to rise
TEN AND ELEVEN
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey…
You all know it’s true
If we stick together and see it through
I can’t wait to celebrate with you
In that little town of Oregon
We raise our glass
Just get your ass to
Four days of inspiration
Playing music, making mem’ries, making magic
The need for some rest! (It’ll have to wait)
To wrocking out every night
Cosplay in sight
To writing fiction…fanfiction
A world without restriction
To accurate depiction
It’s an addiction, it’s an affliction
A prediction my friends
We’ll be geeky through and through
To meeting the friends you made when you were online
I’m fine, just DON’T SKIP NINE
To being here, don’t fear
We’re all a little weird
To fandoms old and new
To characters near and dear
That we depend upon
I must go bring this ring to LeakyCon
This way, precious
Frodo make haste, hey don’t give me that face *hug*
Hey puppet, he’s my hobbit!
So the night of the case, I saw a quite intriguing man oh Watson are you listening dammit..
I’m a man, well aren’t you impressed?
(not impressed) They’re all the same.
(taken aback) If you close your eyes…
Gaston that’s really enough and why are you here?
To cream-flavored beer like they sell down in Hogsmeade
To kingdoms, to dragons, half-men, and Dothrakis
To Slayers, to Scoobies, and Sunnydale of course
PRINCESS LEIA, HAN SOLO
To Yoda, R2D2, Make sure to use the force
Obsession, depression, to love without expression
My heart is on fire
No really, that’s a vampire?
AMY POND/MARTHA JONES/CLARA
Space canyons, companions, to boxes that are blue
To JK Rowling too!
To Scotty, Sulu, but Khan is one to fear
I’m taking names
For the Hunger Games
Pale guys in glitter too
Why John Green and Hank Green brought Brotherhood to screen-
This isn’t good I’m getting weaker now
*Frodo faints, falls into Sam’s arms*
NO MR. FRODO! *caresses face*
Shut up. *Carries Frodo away*
We’re all weirdos, superheroes, Homo sapiens, Sherlockians, jedis and wookies, Glee
Lily James, Galifrains, Hunger Games
The Cumberbitches catching snitches, Snow White humming
Cuz Winter is coming
To Allons-y, 221b
Hey that is mahogany!
I can’t even, all the feels, OTP
To those who cried, it’s bigger on the inside
To Harry Potter!
My OTP, is between you and me
To loving Ron!
In honor of LeakyCon, an impromptu salon will commence immediately following this song…
Hermione Granger, clad only in bubble wr…robes will perform her famous Wingardium LevioSA…
…spell to the sound of a house elf choir
And Gaston will preview his new ‘gun show’ about his inability to hide an erection when he sees a BEAST
And Rachel Berry, back from her spectacular one-night engagement in Barbara Streisand’s nose, will belt over-sung Journey lyrics, sponsored by L’Oreal, while accompanying herself with her ex-boyfriend, who she is still banging
Gale, he doesn’t know about us
We won’t misbehave
Don’t you think that we should discuss
That was once in a cave
He doesn’t love you like I love you
Get out of my head
Katniss, I swear…
KATNISS and PEETA’S MOM
BAKE SOME BREAD!
And then we will dance to a bittersweet, evocative song
Turn around, bright eyes!
MELISSA and STEPHANIE
EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART!
Not until the Esther Earl Rocking Charity Ball!
And lovely Ariel will sing arias while combing her hair with a fork and accompanying herself on a bongo set made out of seashells!
And the Doctors will recount their exploits as time lords- including their intergalactic travels in the TARDIS saving the world before it self-destructs as we all shout the words:
Alternate reality, fiction, GO READ!
Hold on a minute..
If I understand correctly what you are telling me..
At this Leaky…you can be yourself even if you’re a master evil villain like me?
You’d be loved all the more
For all your evildoing
Then what are we waiting for?
Let’s find these hobbits and let’s all get moving!
RACHEL BERRY and FINN
No way to write a plot line, teenage problems, Klaine perfection, Warbler numbers, Finchel shippers, musicals, SEXUAL TENSION
TEN, ELEVEN, AND TWELVE
Adventure, Gallifry, no family, different locations, time lords, switching faces, daleks, Tardis traveling through space
NICK FURY, BATMAN, IRON MAN, WONDER WOMAN, MAL
Heart of love, devotion, super powers, transformation, teamwork, gadgets, power, bravery, and lots of wearing spandex
LOKI and EVIL WILLOW
Retribution, fighting, or’dring execution, the Lestranges, death and danger, chaos, Umbridge’s decrees
To hobbits, wizards, dwarves, princesses too
And you and you and you you and you
To people living with, living with, living with
Not dying from disease
In Esther’s name we’ll dance and shout
'Cuz This Star Won't Go Out
Anyone out of the wifi
Does anyone have free wifi
Anyone alive with a hard drive
Make us some jifs or is it gifs?
A place where you can always belong- this is FANDOM
I have the ring! *gives it to Twelfth Doctor*
BE GEEKY AT LEAKYCON!